Hoban ‘Wash’ Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define “interesting”.
Hoban ‘Wash’ Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we’re all going to die?
Tucker: Oh hidy ho officer, we’ve had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.
– Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil
Jason Pear: I can’t believe it, Dad. You stole Adolf Hitler’s Mercedes-Benz.
Randy Pear: Well, Hitler had it comin’. What goes around comes around.
Kimberly Pear: Dad, they’re gonna be pissed.
Randy Pear: Eh, they’re always pissed, Honey. They’re Nazis. It’s like it’s their job.
– Rat Race
Peter MacMannus: Catch, you are the best friend a guy with twenty diagnosed neuroses ever had.
Catcher Block: Oh, we’ve been friends a long time… I knew you when you only had twelve.
– Down With Love
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
– As Good As It Gets